Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
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I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
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I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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