There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Your skill with memes is vaguely frightening
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Randomize
