how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
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