If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
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At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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