so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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