I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
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she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
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I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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