So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
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