No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
So I woke up with a terribly bandaged finger an then discovered a pot of bloody onions on the stove.....who the fuck decided it was a good idea for me to try and cook
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Yea...Let's just say I gave her the best 3 and half minutes of her life then she took a 40 minute cab ride home that she paid for...
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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