Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
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Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
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So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
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