So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
omg i finished an entire carton of double double chunk chunk ice cream last night...
what? what exactly is in double double chunk chunk?
self-loathing.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
He motorboated me, gave me a business card that said congratulations on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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