Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
My lips are sealed. Both pairs.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
UGH FUCK THIS TRAFFIC I WANNA SUCK A DICK
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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