school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
Uh no. you let me handle it. trust me: I can paint the Mona Lisa in tints of bitch.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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