Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
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so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
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You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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