He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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