I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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