Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
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