dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I was on hold waiting for customer service at verizon so we obviously we had enough time to have sex, i just put the phone on speaker
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
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I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
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The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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