Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
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