so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
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