the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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