If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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