margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
since i spend so many of my nights sleeping on the bathroom floor i think im going to remove all toiletries from under my sink and replace them with a pillow and blanket.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
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I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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Let's celebrate that I used a condom
nobody was home so I boiled the dildo
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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