we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
His nipple licking is glorious
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