jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
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We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
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Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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