I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
i think my mom watched the whole time
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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