her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
So I was blaaazed. & while he was in me all I kept thinking was how bad I'd rather be watching The Office.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
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Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
We were having an argument with his friends mom about whether it was worse that he bootycalled me at 4 a.m. or that I bootycalled him at 12 in the afternoon
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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