I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
Randomize
