My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
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