Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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