The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
Randomize
