She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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