And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
This is the third time this month a guy I’m not dating has dumped me. How is this even possible???
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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