The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
So heartbroken my rebound has a rebound
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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