please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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