Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
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