I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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