i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
he's single and there are thong briefs.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
