doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
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dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
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Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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