He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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