He's marrying her, which means that she is his most important person in the world, so you gotta deal with it...okay?
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
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He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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