For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
I thought Christmas was going to come before I did
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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