worst night to have a conscience
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
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