If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
I like to oil my gears with cheap vodka and strangers
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Best neighbors ever! They found the guy ive been wanting as a booty call and got me invited to the party the guy was at and gave me alcohol so i could be tipsy when met him. im never moving.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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