: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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