he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
