I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
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In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
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But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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