You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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