Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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