HIV tests are more positive than that guy
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
We were having sex but then he spanked me and i punched him but it was just a reflex i swear
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
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