Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Randomize
