I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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