There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
why is there a chinchilla in our apartment, and where did it come from?
question nothing. DON'T QUESTION A FREE CHINCHILLA.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
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