he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
Things I've learned: after you move in with a girl it's much less satisfying to wipe your dick on her sheets after sex because now they're your sheets too
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
And my parents said I crawled through the house
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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