i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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