just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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