your room smells of hookers.
And success
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
high people should be assigned attendants
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
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I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
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